Country music artists have a knack of coming up with some original and, frankly, ridiculous song titles, but these are genuine and funny. Here is a list of just 20.
| Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure |
| Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life |
| Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye |
| How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away? |
| I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling |
| You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly |
| Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart |
| I Don’t Want Your Body If Your Heart’s Not In It |
| She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw |
| If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? |
| My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him |
| It’s Not the High Cost of Living, It’s the Cost of Living High |
| You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life |
| If The Phone Don’t Ring, Baby, You’ll Know It’s Me |
| Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under? |
| If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I’d Do It All Over You |
| My Phone Ain’t been Ringing, so I Guess it Wasn’t You |
| It Took a Helluva Man to Take my Anne, but it Sure Didn’t Take Him Long |
| Is It Cold in Here, or Is it Just You? |
| If You Don’t Leave Me, I’ll Find Someone Who Will |